
I got up at 7 to go take the last standardized test I will ever take (hopefully). It was fine. I got home and my mom left to go to some party. She wasn’t back by 5 when I had to work, so my grandma took me. My mom wasn’t back by 9 to pick me up, so she called my grandma to. Then my grandma calls my grandpa which is just a generally uncomfortable situation and he picks me up, and I end up talking to him for a while. Strange event #1.
After I finally get home from work, I call Jordan and he doesn’t answer. I call my mom and she doesn’t answer. I call my dad (who is a total asshole for the most part) and he answers - while he’s at some big party with all his friends in the middle of dinner - and actually wants to talk to me. Strange event #2.
Now, I call like 1700 different Chinese food places to see if they deliver, and of course they all answer and suggest that I’m insane for assuming a Chinese food place might ever do such a thing, let alone near a college on a Saturday night. Silly me. So I pretty much give up on food tonight, and then my dad texts me saying he’s near my house and asks if I like calamari and want something from the restaurant I’m at.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
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