February 2011
74 posts
January 2011
83 posts
When you send a text to the wrong person...
priscillacalle:
all the time
shakespearewithgifs:
Claudius: And we beseech you, bend you to remain Here in the cheer and comfort of our eye
Hamlet:
Gertrude: I pray thee, stay with us. Go not to Wittenberg.
Hamlet:
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
– The Perks Of Being a Wallflower (via achow)
“So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know...”
– Charlie, The Perks Of Being a Wallflower (via achow)
mattvogel replied to your post: i think i will get a sewing machine.
one that makes things for matt vogel
OH CHUTE BRO I THINK THEY SELL THOSE AT WALMART
i will most definitely be making things for matt vogel. B)
i think i will get a sewing machine.
i’m not sure what kind to get, though D:
“I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little...”
Mom: Hey, look at my toes, hon. Looks like a butt.
Mom: I was thinking about that today. I don't want either of you to move out. When you're like 30, we can talk about the rules and I can be a little bit more flexible, but I don't want you to move out.
you should type things in these boxes if you are... →
Franco
upanddowns:
Watchdumbwhoresbestfriends:
Did you notice the guy in the grey boxers? You probably didn’t. When I recorded this video he wasn’t there. It wasn’t until I played it back that I saw him. The room I was taking the video in was cursed with his ghost. If you don’t reblog this in the next 5 minutes he will come and dance for you at midnight tonight.
oh my god
(via agape-caesar)
HELP! EMERGENCY!
turnaroundbrighteyes-:
smashiion:secretssecretsarenofunn:
if any of you know who this is …
http://iwillbeskinnyandlovely.tumblr.com/
they just left what i think is a suicide note on tumblr 15 minutes ago! i dont have many followers but please reblog this to someone who does! its not too late!!
If you can reblog really stupid, meaningless posts, you can reblog this. Someone has to know...
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learnhowtofight replied to your post: learnhowtofight replied to your post:…
We’ve gone over this, you don’t want me to marry your mother because then I could make you break up with senor helmet. Also, don’t you be telling people I’m nice, I’m a bitter old shit.
good point, sir. oh, well, my mistake :P
learnhowtofight replied to your post: learnhowtofight replied to your post:…
It means you’ll have to be committed. You’ll also be forced to marry your mother.
that doesn’t sound too bad, but i don’t think my mom loves me that way. you should marry her. she’s awesome. B)
idratherbeinyourarms replied to your post: learnhowtofight replied to your post:…
why are people being so mean about youguys:/ just becausehe’s from New jersey! not everybody sucks out here
lolol, dan just wants jordan in his pants, he’s (secretly) a nice person(:
but radwa guuuurl you know it! we’ll have to come visit when i go there in june! :D
learnhowtofight replied to your post: learnhowtofight replied to your post: do you and…
His mental defects make it illegal for you to marry him.
i think i’m a bit more mental than he is, so what does that mean for me? :(
i'm watching the last exorcism with my mom.
this should be comical.
learnhowtofight replied to your post: do you and jordan ever talk about getting married?
You can’t marry him. There’s some kind of national law against it.
you’re just jealous because i got to him before you did B)
but does said law apply until i’m 18 or shall it last forever?
Anonymous asked: do you and jordan ever talk about getting married?
sparklelikethestars replied to your post: i am going to new jersey for two weeks for jordan’s graduation in june. my life is brilliant.
heyyy!! I’m from jerseyy!!! It’s nothing to special what part of jersey??
oradell! it’s much better than this part of california from what i’ve seen, haha o.o
learnhowtofight replied to your post: i am going to new jersey for two weeks for jordan’s graduation in june. my life is brilliant.
I just threw up my my dinner, thanks a whole lot.
you are the sweetest human being on the face of the planet.
i am going to new jersey for two weeks for...
learnhowtofight replied to your chat: Jordan: You know how people say after long…
So gross.
YOURE GROSS